Make them write it themselves.

They generated it in seconds, why spend hours reading it?

Slop Guard keeps AI-written messages from becoming your problem:

  • Flags messages that look AI-written
  • You decide who Slop Guard should apply to
  • Future AI-written messages go back to the sender before reaching you

Guard your DMs.

Available for Slack · Teams, Linear, and Notion coming soon

Demo: Alex sends an AI-written DM and you get a private Guard prompt. Guard him and your line is posted in the thread; the next day his next AI-written DM is answered automatically.

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Think you can spot slop? Take the quiz.

How it works

BOUNDARY / 01

Someone DMs you slop.

The first time a new person writes, we quietly ask whether to guard them. Only you see it.

BOUNDARY / 02

You set the boundary.

Guard the people you choose. Write the reply in your own voice.

BOUNDARY / 03

Next time, we say it for you.

When a guarded DM looks AI-written, your line goes back in the thread. You don't have to read it.

FAQ

Slop Guard is how Don't AI Me decides whether a DM reads like a person wrote it or a model did. It takes about a second, and it only runs on people you choose to guard.
Don't AI Me — make them write it themselves